Daily Archives: April 6, 2010

Apr 6 2010

Wizard of Oz to Get 3-D Remake

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Inspired by the box office success of Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland, executives at Warner Bros are pressing ahead with an update of the childhood classic.

The studio is weighing up two rival projects which take Frank Baum’s original story as their starting point, and will be very different from the 1939 film starring Judy Garland.

The first is Oz, produced by the team behind the Twilight franchise and aimed at the teen market.

The second, as-yet-untitled film has a darker tone and moves the action closer to the present day, with Dorothy’s granddaughter returning to Oz to fight the forces of evil. The script has been written by Josh Olson, whose previous credits include David Cronenberg’s A History of Violence.

Apr 6 2010

Will You Survive the Zombie Apocalypse?

There is no such thing as safe harbor from Zombies. Over the years they’ve infiltrated peaceful towns, ominous mansions, space, and even Nazi Germany. They can spread their infection like wildfire, survive without their limbs, and they’re always hungry. The odds are not in humanity’s favor, but if you make the right decisions, you might survive the imminent zombie apocalypse.

Apr 6 2010

10 Acclaimed Authors Who Only Wrote 1 Book

For many authors, a great novel is simply one part of a larger lifetime of creative work. For others, however, a great novel is a once in a lifetime blessing, one that was never followed up with another due to creative stagnation or circumstances out of his or her control.

The authors listed here wrote books that have been read in high school and college courses for years, many of which won numerous awards. These books mark the greatest literary achievements of each author’s lifetime.

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Apr 6 2010

20 Sexy Catholic School Girl Photos

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“The plaid skirt, white knee high socks and a constant need to disobey their daddy… they all make up the amazing wonder that is the catholic schoolgirl. Catholic schoolgirls are always breaking curfew, having lesbian experimentation sleepovers and they’ll “do anything” to pass a class. While it’s true that some catholic schoolgirls are actually good catholic girls it’s usually because they’re ugly.”

Apr 6 2010

The psychology of torture and the future of interrogation

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Last year, Basoglu discovered that the trauma associated with CIDT ["cruel, inhuman or degrading treatment," considered separately from physical torture but also illegal] has two further aspects that increase its psychological impact (American Journal of Orthopsychiatry, vol 79, p 135). His study of 432 torture survivors from Turkey and former Yugoslavia revealed that when several techniques are applied at the same time – such as hooding while forced to stand naked in a stress position – the effects of each one compounds the effects of the others.

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Apr 6 2010

Blame the Damn Jews!

Living the Dream: Uncircumcised in America

I’m a typical American male save one thing: my dick. Thanks to my hippie parents, I’m uncircumcised. But I’m not resentful about it. I’m proud. I have to be.

Because being “Whole in America” isn’t always easy. Growing up I always wondered why I was so unlike the other boys, why my penis looked like “a pink doggy dick,” as some helpful elementary school friends pointed out. I was confused by my own body, not knowing what God I offended as to be born with a foreskin.

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Apr 6 2010

Jayma Mays For No Reason At All

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So I recently mentioned the super-cute JAYMA MAYS in a different thread here regarding her role in the upcoming SMURF’S MOVIE and wanted to take a moment to come back and touch upon the topic.

Ever since watching her in EPIC MOVIE, followed by PAUL BLART: MALL COP and a few cameos on the TV show HEROES, I’ve been hooked and hoping she’d be given more screen time. Unfortunately, that “more” is currently the hit show GLEE on the FOX NETWORK, and sorry, that’s just not the kind of program I’d watch, even with Jayma in the cast (I’ve seen maybe 10 episodes of AMERICAN IDOL in all these years, and that was by accident). Anyway, long story short: more Jayma Mays please, preferably in skimpy clothing or some hard core sex scenes with Paul Blart on their honeymoon!

In related news, hottie Jayma Mays and SNL hottie Abby Elliott sure do share a striking resemblance! Was Chris Elliott the father of both children?! If so, nice job dude! They should do a movie together, involving a lesbianic relationship if we can somehow work that in the script.

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Apr 6 2010

6 Depraved Sexual Fetishes Older Than You Think

Bizarre sexual fetishes are a staple of the human psyche–most everyone has them, and with the arrival of Internet porn, all the walls came crumbling down. Suddenly, everyone everywhere could share their sick, nasty fantasies with the entire world, safe under a veil of anonymity.

But the Internet by no means invented these things. As it turns out, they’ve been around way longer than that stain in your Honda.