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Daily Archives: April 10, 2010
McKenna on Culture, Art, and Fighting the System
Evacuating 70,000 Sports Fans in Less Than an Hour? Rehearse It With 70,000 Avatars
What sports fan hasn’t grumbled while waiting in a long, snaking lines to get into the stadium for the big game? It’s enough to discourage even a diehard fan. But if you think it’s a hassle getting into a sold-out game, imagine trying to get out after a bomb explodes — or even to get out under a bomb threat, for that matter.
SEE ALSO: -GOVERNMENT SYSTEMS PLOT TO TRACK 300 MILLION AMERICANS-
Humans or Cyborgs in Space?
Computer-enhanced vision adds a ‘sixth sense’
Or this: You have been spotted on the street by an old friend whose name suddenly eludes you. But even before there is time to shake hands, a glance at your smartphone reveals her identity and the date of your last encounter.
Welcome to the world of augmented reality, the here-and-now enhancement of everyday experience through virtual, interactive technology.
The Monster Engine
The process is simple. I project a child’s drawing with an opaque projector, faithfully tracing each line. Applying a combination of logic and instinct, I then paint the image as realistically as I can .My medium is mixed—primarily acrylic, airbrush, and colored pencil.
VIA: -NEATORAMA-
Couple Interviews You Should Check
Here are a couple interviews I’ve conducted in recent years that CONSPIRAPORN readers might dig. The first is with underground cult favorite comic creator Daniel Schaffer (of DOGWITCH). The second is with underground cult favorite graphic designer Larry Carlson. Together, we’re forming a cult which cannot be stopped!
-INTERVIEW W/ DANIEL SCHAFFER-
-UPSIDEBACKWARD’S INTERVIEW ARCHIVE- (50 original interviews!)
Nudography
A fairly comprehensive selection of female celebrities and their nude appearances in film and celluloid. Though, I’ve already discovered a few that are missing from their database (such as the lovely Winona Ryder who can be found nude here).
Something to Consider…
“The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.” — Harlan Ellison
Apocalyptic Illustrations of Steve McGhee
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Top 7 Hottest Female Movie Geeks
“Over the years, many sexy bombshells have graced movie screens, but do I dare say that us dudes kinda want just a little more than a pretty face? Few actresses have been able to pull off a pretty face and a big brain, but when they do, nothing can beat it.”
VIA: -UNIQUE DAILY-
SEE ALSO: -HOT AND GEEKY-
Casual Sex on the Rise in US
Except in my household. I can’t even get non-casual sex. Have fun with the herpes, losers!
Conspiraporn’s List of Things that Piss Me Off: #91
Surely there are 100 things I could list that piss me off
91) People who create lists
You hear that you bitch! I’m talking to you! Why do you feel the need to make a list of things just because it’s the popular and trendy thing to do? You should be ashamed of yourself, you’re clearly not living up to your full potential and are obviously letting down your family and friends. You must be so proud: “Oh, look at me, I created a list to post on the Internet, I’m so cool!” What a fucking loser your are, deserving of the mockery of the gods. I pity you and spit on your memory! The tombstone of the Internet will be a list of 10 reasons why the Internet collapsed and why our monkey-oppressors are now holding the knife to our throats with devilish glee. I’m also pissed that THIS DUDE already made a list of 100 things that piss him off! I swear, nothing is original these days.
Conspiraporn’s List of Things that Piss Me Off: #92
Surely there are 100 things I could list that piss me off
92) Phallic Shaped Fruits and Vegetables
I’m on to you pickles! I’ve got your number cucumbers! Don’t even think about it bananas and zucchini! Has this ever happened to you?: You’re just sitting there minding your own businesses, when all of a sudden, BAM! There’s a giant cucumber stuffed up your ass! How the hell did that get there?! Or maybe you’re taking a nice bubble bath and enjoying a book by candle-light when out of nowhere, BAM! There’s a large banana shoved down your throat and two dill pickles firmly inserted in your butt-hole! Enjoying a nice, leisurely stroll through the park on a spring day? Be alert or the next thing you know your sphincter and mouth with be violated by perverted fruits and vegetables that will use your tender flesh as their fertile soil. And don’t even get me started on hot-dogs, they are the devil’s hell hound!!!
Conspiraporn’s List of Things that Piss Me Off: #93
Surely there are 100 things I could list that piss me off
93) Sexy Vampires
If there are gonna be sexy vampires, at least make them hot ladies with big tits. Otherwise, you’re kinda boring me. Back in the day, Dracula was the epitome of undead machismo, then came Blacula and all hell broke lose in the Vampire Universe. I understand that sex plays a big part in the vampire mythos, but in no way is it meant to be interpreted as the PRIMARY MOTIVATION of vampire entertainment. Vampires are meant to be frightening and haunting harbingers of death and disease, not this month’s cover-boy on ‘TEENBOP’ magazine. When your 5 year old little sister just “loooooooves” vampires and has posters hanging on her wall, you know you’ve got a big problem on your hands deserving of full scale intervention. Don’t invite them in to your home, they’ve hypnotized you all! “Oooh, but there’s a deeper message behind sexy male vampire movies”. Really? STFU!
Conspiraporn’s List of Things that Piss Me Off: #94
Surely there are 100 things I could list that piss me off
94) Simon Cowell
What more needs to be said? This dude is the reason all religious texts are pointing towards 2012 as the apocalypse. Typical “scathing British” review, with formulaic GONG SHOW ingenuity; AMERICAN IDOL is the reason suicide was invented and David Carradine accidentally hung himself while masturbating in a closet. Simply put, Simon Cowell sucks donkey dicks while America votes for the least horrible and most attractive moron they can find. If he had an action figure based after him it would come with “Satan Cock Guzzling Action!”. Cowell couldn’t even beat an Alzheimer’s patient in a game of checkers at the park bench. For Christ’s sake, Chef Gordon Ramsey has more talent than this man-boobed twit, at least he can cook and cleans your kitchen. It’s shows like these that makes America the most stupidestest nation on earth. It gets you to expect everything while getting nothing besides broken dreams, smelly VD, and a coke addiction.
Conspiraporn’s List of Things that Piss Me Off: #95
Surely there are 100 things I could list that piss me off
95) The “Truth Movement”
The self-described “Truth Movement” can suck it! That includes patriotic savior Ron Paul, retarded radio host Alex Jones, morbidly obese taco-monster Michael Moore, corporate shills like Keith Olbermann, and fake psyops movies like LOOSE CHANGE and ZEITGEIST also fit in to this category. Get it through your fucking head, the “Truth Movement” was nothing more than a controlled opposition ploy by the Powers That Be in order to misdirect attention and herd the mass-populace after the events of 9/11. They used the Internet and talk radio to neuter your balls and make you follow “alternative leaders” who led you into a stinking corral of ineffectiveness and faux-activism. More than 75% of the “Truth Movement” is absolute bullshit, filled with ill informed drunks, paranoid racists, and wig wearing lovers of George Washington – content with holding up a stupid sign at one of those lame ass “Tea Parties”. It’s fucks like you that make me want to burn the flag and constitution before throwing my computer out the window: hypocritical, gun-toting, Christian morons pretending they’re knowledgeable and “chosen”. As soon as Charlie Sheen and Rosie O’Donnell became “great heroes” of the “patriot movement”, you knew you were riding around in a clown car headed towards a cliff.
