Fuckwad of the Week Award Goes to…

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Justin Bieber. How does one go from being 16 and discovered on Youtube, to having his first single released in November of 2009, performing at the White house in December, and then appearing on Saturday night live in April? Suck Satan’s dick much? What a fucking little half-talent goon! My god, Menudo had more to offer then this constipated shit. What a faggish abortion. The world is entertained by flushing toilets now.

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The Only Reason to Watch the Today show

Admit it, even if she’s in her 50′s and has had 50 kids, Ann Curry is still kinda hot sometimes. Being a respected journalist (or a corporate mouth piece, however you look at it) also makes her a little sexier. Many a morning I’ve watched the TODAY SHOW, ignoring the inane blathering of Al Roker and Matt Lauers’ arrogant bald spot, eagerly awaiting the next time that Curry appeared on camera. Unfortunately, in all these years Curry hasn’t really done much to flaunt her sexiness other than in that “shhhh, this is a library” type of cuteness. Anyway, I looked far and wide for some online Ann Curry sexy and this upskirt photo, and booty shot is all I could find. It’s not much but it’ll have to do, enjoy!

CONSPIRAPORN’S LIST OF THINGS THAT PISS ME OFF: #90

Surely there are 100 things I could list that piss me off

90) Spammers

As I write this, I’ve got this D-Bag spam machine who is polluting my website with endless dick pictures and viagra bullshit. Once a year or so he crawls out of his pedophilic torture chamber of delights and starts posting an abundance of porn-viagra adds at my forum. However, this time, the fucker has gone spam crazy (obviously he’s found a new spamming toy to utilize) and is posting 20, 30, 40+ spam messages a day, all with the same cum-guzzling chicks eating dong, with titles like “Grandpaw’s Lucky Day”, and “Donkey Dick Fantasies Come To Life”. Every other word is mis-spelled, and he’s relentlessly making a huge annoyance of himself. Here is a message to spammers like this everywhere: YOU ARE GOING TO FUCKING DIE. No questions asked, simultaneously, every mass-spammer in the world is going to spontaneously combust in a fire of genital putrification and a tormentingly bloody bout of erectile mortification. In other words, the Devil’s Fire is gonna jump out of your tiny little dicks and consume you in a blaze of torture for all eternity. Dante is going to create a special ring of hell just for you to grovel and crawl in. Have fun in the pit, bitch-faces!

The Black Hole

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If Satan plays miniature golf, this is his favorite hole. A ball struck at A, in any direction, will never find the hole at B — even if it bounces forever.

The idea arose in the 1950s, when Ernst Straus wondered whether a room lined with mirrors would always be illuminated completely by a single match.

Straus’ question went unanswered until 1995, when George Tokarsky found a 26-sided room with a “dark” spot; two years later D. Castro offered the 24-sided improvement above. If a candle is placed at A, and you’re standing at B, you won’t see its reflection anywhere around you — even though you’re surrounded by mirrors.

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