Monthly Archives: May 2010
Dream Girl of the Night
For some reason, that foxy succubus Mila Kunis was in every dream I had last night (which is never a bad thing) and her involvement in the remake of the classic 80′s horror flick FRIGHT NIGHT. To my knowledge, Kunis has nothing to do with the remake, but that would be pretty cool.
Quite Possibly the Most Whorish Miley Cyrus pics so far
From a recent concert in Rio, Miley continually leaves less and less to the imagination, while flashing her 17 year old twazzer to the world and encouraging 5 year old girls to idolize it. See the shocking vulgarity here.
SEE ALSO: -MILEY CYRUS MIGHT DO A NUDE SCENE-
Starting out June with 10,000 page views!
As I post this, our very own CONSPIRAPORN has hit 10,000 page views! That might not sound like much (my website UPSIDEBACKWARDS gets 1000 a day), but it’s a mini-milestone and I’d like to thank everybody who has spent some time here in the past few months. Coming soon this website will upgrade in several ways, including official domain name, more special features and exclusive content, as well as shirts and bumper stickers that will be made available. Stay tuned, and if you enjoy what you see, please be sure to tell your friends and spread our links!
Bizarre Cow Costume
VIA: -ODD UNIVERSE-
Big Tits Are Overrated
What have we bought for $1 Trillion?
20 Death Masks of Famous People
ABOVE: NIKOLA TESLA
Death Masks are easily the most haunting mementos of the deceased. They have been in existence since the time of Tutankhamun, whose solid gold burial mask is an object of extreme beauty and superstition. Here, we present twenty casts that have preserved some of the most famous faces to have graced this planet.
Sexy Babes in Glasses
SEE THEM ALL AT: -HOLY TACO-
26 More Really Random Hot Chicks
A Male’s Perspective On Sleeping Your Way To The Top
In a conversation recently, I was asked – as an authority on most things male – about my perspective on sleeping one’s way to success. For clarification, this denotes the act of using sex and sexual favors instead of or in addition to one’s business talents in order to advance in one’s career…i.e. climbing the corporate ladder one rung after another. And by rung I mean penis.
RIP Dennis Hopper
The Feel of Soft Breasts
Visit the B-Movie Archives
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The Drive-In has thousands of photos and biographical information about your favorite ‘B’ movie actors and actresses from the 1930s through the 1980s.
If Movie Universes Had Propaganda Posters
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Growing Network Preparing for Armageddon
If the proverbial you-know-what hit the global fan, would you be prepared? The answer to that question is most likely a big, fat no.
After all, it’s hard to develop life skills (e.g., growing/storing your own food, filtering water) while playing myriad video games or scrounging the Internet for funny videos to post on Facebook.
Turns out, though, that while you may not be concerned about mass chaos and world destruction, a growing number of people are.
Google Street View Biggest Privacy Breach in History
The Australian communications minister has labelled internet search giant Google “creepy” and said that the company’s collection of wireless network data through its Street View service was the single biggest breach of privacy in history.
Sept. 11th Memorial can be Seen on Google Earth
The World Trade Center memorial won’t open until next year, but virtual visitors now can see all its haunting and heartbreaking detail online.
Atlas of Anatomy
Complex’s 50 Prettiest Pornstars
Are these really the 50 prettiest pornstars? Tell us what you think.
It’s a Full Moon Thursday…
“It’s not in English, but who cares?! In the words of Lt. Vincent Hanna played by Al Pacino… SHE’S GOT A GREAT ASS!”
Beer and Boobs, just for fun!
Pages and pages of beer on boob action!!!
Teacher Hands Out Porn DVD on Picture Day
A second grade student attending a school outside Tampa received an unwelcome surprise in a DVD she thought contained class pictures.
OOOOPPPPSSSS!!!
Emma The Nude Amish Model
See, here’s the thing about Emma. Although she was born and raised Amish in Lancaster County, Pennsylvania, she’s not exactly driving around in horse and buggy or cooking shoe-fly pie in a bonnet between nude photoshoots. She’s not even Amish… anymore.
Map of American SWAT Raids Gone Wrong
The Cato Institute, a Libertarian think-tank, has created a detailed map of “botched” paramilitary raids by government entities from 1985-2008. No matter your political leanings, it makes for an intriguing (albeit totally depressing) read.
Satanic Cult Teens Sacrificed and Ate Victims
Seven young members of a satanic sect have gone on trial in Russia accused of four gruesome murders in which they “ritually sacrificed” their victims before cooking and eating parts of them.
Male Antelopes Scare Partners into Sex
This is a story about deception and sex in the wild plains of Kenya.
Antelope deception, that is, for the purposes of sex.
