After sheltering jeweled royals for centuries, the oldest known tomb in Mesoamerica—ancient Central America and Mexico, roughly speaking—has been uncovered, archaeologists announced Tuesday.
Apparently caught between two cultures, the 2,700-year-old pyramid in Chiapa de Corzo (map), Mexico, may help settle a debate as to when and how the mysterious Zoque civilization arose, according to excavation leader Bruce Bachand.
Film heavyweights Roger Ebert and Francis Ford Coppola have both ripped 3D movies as little more than a “juvenile abomination” and way to “make you pay more money,” but the adult entertainment industry has been seduced by the new technology.
Kama-Sutra, from the French pornography producer Marc Dorcel (website NSFW), has been hailed as the “first 3D porn full feature film made for modern stereoscopic TVs,” according to Gizmodo.
The banana, however, is a freakish and fragile genetic mutant; one that has survived through the centuries due to the sustained application of selective breeding by diligent humans. Indeed, the “miraculous” banana is far from being a no-strings-attached gift from nature. Its cheerful appearance hides a fatal flaw— one that threatens its proud place in the grocery basket. The banana’s problem can be summed up in a single word: sex.
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“Conspiracy theories exist in the realm of myth, where imaginations run wild, fears trump facts, and evidence is ignored. As a superpower, the United States is often cast as a villain in these dramas.”
CONSPIRAPORN! 