Canned Unicorn Meat


Pâté is passé. Unicorn is the new white meat. Unicorns, as we all know, frolic all over the world, pooping rainbows and marshmallows wherever they go. What you don’t know is that when unicorns reach the end of their lifespan, they are drawn to County Meath, Ireland.

The Sisters at Radiant Farms have dedicated their lives to nursing these elegant creatures through their final days. Taking a cue from the Kobe beef industry, they massage each unicorn’s coat with Guinness daily and fatten them on a diet comprised entirely of candy corn.


VIA: -THE PRESURFER-

Size Matters: Eavesdropping on Sexual Signals

Adult male produce loud song to attract females, but the song, which permeates the environment, can be overheard also by unintended receivers – such as young males unable to produce song due to a mutation they carry.

Until now researchers have not understood how non-singing male crickets use the song of singing males to modify their behavior or physical attributes to their advantage.

Now biologists at the University of California, Riverside have shed light on this mystery.

Telescope spots “truly empty” hole in space

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The Herschel Space Observatory has made a major finding – a hole in space. This story is front page news on a variety of websites today…

Although, this was already reported back in 2007 but is again making the rounds…

And what’s that? Here’s a “Hole Discovered in Space” article from 1999! Breaking news y’all!!!