New U.S. Taxpayer Funded Website: “There is No Conspiracy”

In a move that shows just how stupid our government thinks we really are, a new website, America.Gov, loudly proclaims that “there are no conspiracies”. We have their word on it.

“Conspiracy theories exist in the realm of myth, where imaginations run wild, fears trump facts, and evidence is ignored. As a superpower, the United States is often cast as a villain in these dramas.”

Prehistoric Phallus World’s Oldest Sex Toy

The 30,000-year-old siltstone phallus doubled as a tool to ignite fires as well as a sex toy.