“What do you get when you lock a bunch of ornery, old and ultra-religious Republican men in a room with a bunch of hot women? Well, apparently you get the Fox New channel. Sure Bill O’Reilly is an a-hole and Glenn Beck is a douche bag jabroni, but you have to give that network some credit for their choice of female anchors and field reporters. Those chicks are hotter than apple pie right out of the oven, if you know what I mean. Yee-haw!”