It’s every blogger’s wet dream come true, LEGO and BACON combined! Now all I have to do is sit here and wait for the millions of hits to pour in as the masses seek out the two most prized possessions in all Internet history! Seriously, why is it that most bloggers are so fucking fascinated with posting about legos/bacon and 35.5% of every blog is dedicated to updates about lego creations and bacon products? Who the fuck’s idea was it to make these two items a viral marketing campaign?!?
Was it mass cannibalism, ritual slaughter or both? Archaeologists who unearthed the remains of 500 Stone Age corpses in the German town of Herxheim say the meat was cut off their bones as if they were livestock. One conclusion is that the people were eaten — after volunteering to be sacrificed.
From the outskirts of the Internet we bring you the strange case of the lotion bottle that looks like Hitler.
Can you see it? The severely parted hair? The bar code that makes up the mustache?
Mac, age 6
Just reposting this for my online buddy Mac Tonnies, of POSTHUMAN BLUES, who passed away last October at the age of 34. His parents are donating images that Mac drew when he was a youngster, obsessed with UFO’s and aliens even then. Tonnies remains one of the most down to earth and realistic explorers of the “UFO enigma” I’ve so far found. His tribute website is going to post more of his early drawings in the days and weeks to come.
VIA: -UNKNOWN HIGHWAY-
CONSPIRAPORN! 