A SWEDISH rail worker was slammed by his bosses for crippling a train network by looking at porn.
Investigators found that there were so many viruses infecting the rail network’s computers in Gavle, 160km north of Stockholm, that they were incapable of running trains safely.
A new University of Washington survey found that among whites, southerners are 12 percent more likely to support the tea party than whites in other parts of the U.S., and that conservatives are 28 percent more likely than liberals to support the group.
“The tea party is not just about politics and size of government. The data suggests it may also be about race,”said Christopher Parker, a UW assistant professor of political science who directed the survey.
It found that those who are racially resentful, who believe the U.S. government has done too much to support blacks, are 36 percent more likely to support the tea party than those who are not.
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Members of the “Animal Pathology Field Unit” in the UK have identified a UFO hotspot in the UK, where locals say the skies are lit up by flashing lights and dozens of sheep have been mutilated by mysterious forces.
Why are the aliens always mutilating cows and sheep? No word on that yet, but at least we’ve got a better understanding of where the UFOs are likely to hit.
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“The German people were lured into WWII not because they were brave, but because they were cowards who wanted to be seen as brave, and found that shooting long range weapons at people they could not see took less courage than standing up to Hitler.”
CONSPIRAPORN! 