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Because you can never get enough Monica Bellucci
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Marilyn Monroe’s Therapy Couch up for Auction
Just when you thought every last bit of Marilyn Monroe had been put up for auction, including the crypt above hers at a local cemetery, along comes the couch from her shrink’s office.
Conspiraporn’s List of Things that Piss Me Off: #95
Surely there are 100 things I could list that piss me off
95) The “Truth Movement”
The self-described “Truth Movement” can suck it! That includes patriotic savior Ron Paul, retarded radio host Alex Jones, morbidly obese taco-monster Michael Moore, corporate shills like Keith Olbermann, and fake psyops movies like LOOSE CHANGE and ZEITGEIST also fit in to this category. Get it through your fucking head, the “Truth Movement” was nothing more than a controlled opposition ploy by the Powers That Be in order to misdirect attention and herd the mass-populace after the events of 9/11. They used the Internet and talk radio to neuter your balls and make you follow “alternative leaders” who led you into a stinking corral of ineffectiveness and faux-activism. More than 75% of the “Truth Movement” is absolute bullshit, filled with ill informed drunks, paranoid racists, and wig wearing lovers of George Washington – content with holding up a stupid sign at one of those lame ass “Tea Parties”. It’s fucks like you that make me want to burn the flag and constitution before throwing my computer out the window: hypocritical, gun-toting, Christian morons pretending they’re knowledgeable and “chosen”. As soon as Charlie Sheen and Rosie O’Donnell became “great heroes” of the “patriot movement”, you knew you were riding around in a clown car headed towards a cliff.
Peculiar Search Query
So, admittedly, I check in at least a few times a day here to view the CONSPIRAPORN stats, what threads are popular, who is refering us, etc, etc… And I noticed today that there were about a half dozen people who found this website in the past 24 hours looking for the name Yazmin Thornber. Now, I had no idea who this was but upon some Googling found that she recently modeled for the UK magazine/website FRONT (self described as the funniest/sexiest magazine on earth). Anyway, she’s kinda cute so I thought I’d share, though I have no idea why searching her name would bring people to this blog, but I ain’t complaining.
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Conspiraporn’s List of Things that Piss Me Off: #100
Surely there are 100 things I could list that piss me off (and everybody probably has an equally long list of persistently persisting annoyances). But this is my list dammit, get your own list! Otherwise you’ll end up on my next list you fucktards, and you don’t want that to happen. Or maybe you do, you look like the type who wants to be abused and ridiculed before a live audience. Fuck! Well, here is a list, sure to be perpetually growing, of things that really get on my nerves! And no, it’s not in any particular order. What are you looking at limp dick? Read the damn entry already.
100) Pamela Anderson
I’m sorry to inform you, but Pamela Anderson is hideous. I don’t care how much makeup ‘Dancing with the Stars’ has plastered on her or that Borat wanted to bone her. This bitch hasn’t been sexy since the mid 90’s, before she was spotted guzzling Tommy Lee’s dong in the McDonald’s drive-through. She looks like Joan Rivers with big, fake tits, and I’m not real impressed that she is a member of P.E.T.A., as if that makes her somehow redeemable. She’s a deformed, plastic doll who will forever be included in the depressing and talentless circle of Paris Hilton and Anna Nicole Smith in a competition for who will still be remembered in 10 years. The “celebrity” surrounding these people is as fake and illusory as those silicone implants once were.
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