A GERMAN UFO expert has claimed that a NASA spacecraft may have been hijacked by aliens – who are now attempting to contact Earth.
Hartwig Hausdorf claims that Voyager 2 – an unmanned interplanetary probe blasted into space 33 years ago – has started transmitting strange, unintelligible signals, Bild newspaper revealed today
Pâté is passé. Unicorn is the new white meat. Unicorns, as we all know, frolic all over the world, pooping rainbows and marshmallows wherever they go. What you don’t know is that when unicorns reach the end of their lifespan, they are drawn to County Meath, Ireland.
The Sisters at Radiant Farms have dedicated their lives to nursing these elegant creatures through their final days. Taking a cue from the Kobe beef industry, they massage each unicorn’s coat with Guinness daily and fatten them on a diet comprised entirely of candy corn.
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Before Pokémon in Toys-R-Us and Naruto in Wal-Mart, before manga was all about selling stuff to 14-year-olds, there was a time when anime and manga were all about sexual degeneracy.
In the 1990s, a researcher named Kris Pister dreamed up a wild future in which people would sprinkle the Earth with countless tiny sensors, no larger than grains of rice.
These “smart dust” particles, as he called them, would monitor everything, acting like electronic nerve endings for the planet. Fitted with computing power, sensing equipment, wireless radios and long battery life, the smart dust would make observations and relay mountains of real-time data about people, cities and the natural environment.
Now, a version of Pister’s smart dust fantasy is starting to become reality.
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“Gallery 1988 in Los Angeles and San Francisco has delivered plenty of art shows with science fiction themes, asking artists to meditate on everything from He-Man to Lost. Next on the agenda is “Another Dimension,” which opens May 20th and features art inspired by the classic science fiction anthology series The Twilight Zone. These are just a few of the early images that have emerged. You can check out more at Super Punch.”
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