Dirty Limerick’s of the Gods…

There once was an old cock named Chronos,
who wasted his time planting seeds.
And all through the land felt the touch of his hand,
the young maidens he stole in his greed.

-CONTINUED-

‘The Damned Thing’ by Ambrose Bierce

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The Damned Thing

by Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914)

CHAPTER I

ONE DOES NOT ALWAYS EAT WHAT IS ON THE TABLE

By the light of a tallow candle which had been placed on one end of a rough table a man was reading something written in a book. It was an old account book, greatly worn; and the writing was not, apparently, very legible, for the man sometimes held the page close to the flame of the candle to get a stronger light on it. The shadow of the book would then throw into obscurity a half of the rooms, darkening a number of faces and figures; for besides the reader, eight other men were present. Seven of them sat against the rough log walls, silent, motionless, and the room being small, not very far from the table. By extending an arm any one of them could have touched the eighth man, who lay on the table, face upward, partly covered by a sheet, his arms at his sides. He was dead.

-CONTINUED-

Ezekiel’s Cave

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Wish I could get back in to my comic strip EZEKIEL’S CAVE, but it’s just damn time consuming and my scanner/printer is a piece-o-junk. But back in 2008 ZEKE’S crazy adventures led him to meetings with Dr. Timothy Leary, John Lennon, Prometheus, Loki of Norse Mythology, and more! Check it out, maybe ol’ ZEKE will return some day soon…