Believe it or not, I just finally realized that SUMMER GLAU is kinda hot! Perhaps it’s because I don’t watch much TV and only saw like 1 episode of the TERMINATOR series. Oh well, better late then never…
Category Movies
Conspiraporn’s List of Things that Piss Me Off: #87
Surely there are 100 things I could list that piss me off
87) GETTING A BONER OVER 12 YEAR OLDS
You might be a borderline pedophile piece of shit, if you’re over the age of 25 and are lusting after Emma Watson and Dakota Fanning. Maybe it’s because I’ve never watched any of those moronic and trendy HARRY POTTER movies, nor read the books, because, well, I actually have taste and an IQ above a donkey. If you were a grown man watching those films when Emma Watson was 14 years old and getting a chubby, you really have some soul searching to do. Seriously, what kind of scum bag was watching the crappy WAR OF THE WORLDS remake when Dakota Fanning was 10 years old and thinking “man I can’t wait until she’s 18!”. Seriously, these girls aren’t even that attractive, they are average, yet all these celebrity gossip websites are full of, 30 something year old dudes, talking about how hot Dakota Fanning’s ass is, and how they love to “hit” Emma Watson. Get a fucking life losers, there’s a reason the only pussy you’re getting is fantasy and online. It’s the same reason I can’t see the Olsen twins as sex symbols. I still remember when I wasn’t even a teenager and they were the ugliest baby on TV.
Strange Animal Meditates for 20 Years
“It’s been 20 years since the world lost Jim Henson, and I still can’t think about it without tearing up a bit. His death at age 53 was sudden and catastrophic, like being hit by lightning on a cloudless day. Along with countless others around the world who had never met him, I felt like a close friend was gone.”
Your TV is Killing You
CONSPIRAPORN! 