This is a story about deception and sex in the wild plains of Kenya.
Antelope deception, that is, for the purposes of sex.
Category Sexy
Naked for a Cause
“Alicia Silverstone wants you not to eat meat. Alicia Silverstone REALLY wants you not to eat meat. She wants you not to eat meat so much that she’s willing to take off all her clothes and appear naked in a PETA television advertisement advocating vegetarianism.”
SEE ALSO: -NAKED YOGA CHICK BOYCOTS PARLIAMENT-
Real Israeli Beach Babes
Hot Israeli Women? Yes. Though keep in mind Israel ranks in the top 5% on the globe for human trafficking.
“We’re a little confused about the whole situation in Israel. How can there be so much fighting and so much war in such a beautiful country? And we’re not just talking about the landscape here. The only bombshells exploding in this country should be these 68 Israeli beach babes.”
And be sure to visit -JEWISH PORN- next time you plan your vacation!
Oh fuck, Ann Curry again…
There is just something about a sexy older woman that will always make a young man’s crotch sizzle.
If only all oil spills were this sexy
“The BP oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico is growing worse by the day and the only solutions BP have must have been brainstormed by a distinguished group of stoned college students. While we’re certainly not qualified to offer any valid solutions, we do think there’s a silver lining to this global disaster. It’s an awesome excuse for us to feature smoking hot babes dripping in baby oil. If you thought you were all hot and bothered by the oil spill before, just want until you check out these photos.”
CONSPIRAPORN! 