Category Sexy

Apr 6 2010

Jayma Mays For No Reason At All

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So I recently mentioned the super-cute JAYMA MAYS in a different thread here regarding her role in the upcoming SMURF’S MOVIE and wanted to take a moment to come back and touch upon the topic.

Ever since watching her in EPIC MOVIE, followed by PAUL BLART: MALL COP and a few cameos on the TV show HEROES, I’ve been hooked and hoping she’d be given more screen time. Unfortunately, that “more” is currently the hit show GLEE on the FOX NETWORK, and sorry, that’s just not the kind of program I’d watch, even with Jayma in the cast (I’ve seen maybe 10 episodes of AMERICAN IDOL in all these years, and that was by accident). Anyway, long story short: more Jayma Mays please, preferably in skimpy clothing or some hard core sex scenes with Paul Blart on their honeymoon!

In related news, hottie Jayma Mays and SNL hottie Abby Elliott sure do share a striking resemblance! Was Chris Elliott the father of both children?! If so, nice job dude! They should do a movie together, involving a lesbianic relationship if we can somehow work that in the script.

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Apr 6 2010

6 Depraved Sexual Fetishes Older Than You Think

Bizarre sexual fetishes are a staple of the human psyche–most everyone has them, and with the arrival of Internet porn, all the walls came crumbling down. Suddenly, everyone everywhere could share their sick, nasty fantasies with the entire world, safe under a veil of anonymity.

But the Internet by no means invented these things. As it turns out, they’ve been around way longer than that stain in your Honda.

Apr 5 2010

Study: Sex Makes Us Dumb

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It’s a fact: Sex, or the prospect of having sex, makes you dumb. While the list of benefits goes on for miles (pain relief, more regular menstrual cycles, fewer colds, increase in youth-promoting hormone DHEA, etc.) the pursuit of sex makes you do stupid things.

Apr 5 2010

Evil Demon Doll Wants to Sexually Torment

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An evil demon-possessed doll, preoccupied with sexual torture, is up for bids on eBay:

“She is haunted by a demon whose sexually sadistic nature tends to be very rough, sometimes outright ruthless.

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