Category Toys
Evil Demon Doll Wants to Sexually Torment
An evil demon-possessed doll, preoccupied with sexual torture, is up for bids on eBay:
“She is haunted by a demon whose sexually sadistic nature tends to be very rough, sometimes outright ruthless.
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So It Begins…
… The live action/computer animated THE SMURFS movie began filming this week for a 2011 release. It’s a planned trilogy, which could easily suck, especially if they wanna charge more for 3D (total bullshit!). When it comes down to it we all know that the uber-popular AVATAR was just a SMURFS for adults.
However I am pleased that the legendary Jonathan Winters will be the voice of Papa Smurf, and that lovely Jayma Mays has been added to the cast (she is mega-cute)! Would have been cool if Tarantino got the role of Brainy Smurf. If it does turn in to a trilogy, how much you wanna bet (or hope!) that the PURPLE SMURF’S SAGA makes it to the big screen?! G’NAP!
On a related note, I’m wondering if POWER OF THE DARK CRYSTAL will ever be released. No matter how much CGI thrown in you’ve got to stay somewhat true to the original feel, and it’ll be interesting to see if puppets are too ‘old school’ for today’s theater goers.
Install The Sun in your House
Little darling, it’s been a long cold lonely winter. Little darling, it feels like years since it’s been here. Here comes the sun, here comes the sun. And I say it’s alright. Even if it’s made of Swarovski crystals.
Retro Puppet Fun
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CONSPIRAPORN! 