Genetically Engineered Creatures More Likely Bred in US

Proof that genetically-engineered monsters are most likely to originate in the United States

A new report on the pharmaceutical industry has just been published by a European consortium, and it provides – among other data – proof that the U.S. is a breeding ground for synthetic mutants and weird new drugs.

Sports = Porn

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South Africa – Within this month hundreds upon thousands of soccer fans will fill the South African stadiums for the 2010 FIFA World Cup in hopes of watching their favorite teams score. But as the beer is poured, and inhibitions are lost, many of these same fans will be looking to score for themselves outside arena.

-40,000 SEX WORKDERS LOOK TO CASH IN ON WORLD CUP-

Ten Days in a Mad-House

Nellie Bly walked in to the office of a major newspaper and became an undercover journalist overnight. It was her idea to feign insanity and get herself committed to an asylum in order to write about conditions in the institution. From Wikipedia:

After a night of practicing deranged expressions in front of a mirror, she checked into a working-class boardinghouse. She refused to go to bed, telling the boarders that she was afraid of them and that they looked crazy. They soon decided that she was crazy, and the next morning summoned the police. Taken to a courtroom, she pretended to have amnesia. The judge concluded she had been drugged.

She was then examined by several doctors, who all declared her to be insane. “Positively demented,” said one, “I consider it a hopeless case. She needs to be put where someone will take care of her.”

The caper brought Bly overnight fame and led to reforms in the system. She wrote a book about her experiences, Ten Days in a Mad-House, which you can read online.

VIA: –NEATORAMA-

Guaranteed to be the most Popular Blog Post of All Time!

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It’s every blogger’s wet dream come true, LEGO and BACON combined! Now all I have to do is sit here and wait for the millions of hits to pour in as the masses seek out the two most prized possessions in all Internet history! Seriously, why is it that most bloggers are so fucking fascinated with posting about legos/bacon and 35.5% of every blog is dedicated to updates about lego creations and bacon products? Who the fuck’s idea was it to make these two items a viral marketing campaign?!?