Men have penises. You’d think that, for the number of dick jokes we pitch around here, we’d buckle down and dedicate an article to the male organ of love. Consider that goal accomplished. Whether you have one, make use of one, have never seen one or enjoy drawing them on the faces of your friends when they fall asleep, this article is bound to teach you something new about dicks.
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Over the years, these soft metal coins have been re-sculpted with creepy skulls. If the U.S. mint started producing these, they’d be the only currency we’d use. Dig around on eBay for some.
Working in marketing is harder than in the past. These days, you have to trick people into thinking they’re not looking at an advertisement while making them look at an advertisement. We asked you to show us what the ads for classic movies might have looked like if it was always this complicated. The winner is below, but first the runners up …
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