Category Apocalypse

May 13 2010

Canned Unicorn Meat


Pâté is passé. Unicorn is the new white meat. Unicorns, as we all know, frolic all over the world, pooping rainbows and marshmallows wherever they go. What you don’t know is that when unicorns reach the end of their lifespan, they are drawn to County Meath, Ireland.

The Sisters at Radiant Farms have dedicated their lives to nursing these elegant creatures through their final days. Taking a cue from the Kobe beef industry, they massage each unicorn’s coat with Guinness daily and fatten them on a diet comprised entirely of candy corn.


VIA: -THE PRESURFER-

May 12 2010

Telescope spots “truly empty” hole in space

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The Herschel Space Observatory has made a major finding – a hole in space. This story is front page news on a variety of websites today…

Although, this was already reported back in 2007 but is again making the rounds…

And what’s that? Here’s a “Hole Discovered in Space” article from 1999! Breaking news y’all!!!

May 11 2010

Spitting in the Face of 9/11

“Well, it’s official, we have all lost our minds.
“I read about this last December, plans for a mosque at Ground Zero, but like a fool, I assumed that New Yorkers would never let this come to pass. A mosque just 600 feet from where the World Trade Center towers once stood. I thought to myself; no way will New York or anyone with a heart or soul, not to mention just plain common sense, ever allow a mosque to be built anywhere near Ground Zero. But, as I said, I am a fool.”
May 10 2010

Smart Dust to Monitor Everything

In the 1990s, a researcher named Kris Pister dreamed up a wild future in which people would sprinkle the Earth with countless tiny sensors, no larger than grains of rice.

These “smart dust” particles, as he called them, would monitor everything, acting like electronic nerve endings for the planet. Fitted with computing power, sensing equipment, wireless radios and long battery life, the smart dust would make observations and relay mountains of real-time data about people, cities and the natural environment.

Now, a version of Pister’s smart dust fantasy is starting to become reality.

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