BP Regulators Watched Porn, Used Meth

“Did the Internet cause BP’s Deepwater Horizon disaster? No, but porn did provide an unwelcome distraction for the regulators at the U.S. Department of Interior’s Minerals Management Service who oversee offshore oil drilling.

“Employees also attended sporting events sponsored by oil and gas production companies, and were treated to lunches and free gifts, according to a report by the U.S. Department of the Interior’s inspector general Tuesday. Two employees admitted using illegal drugs, including meth.”

Real Israeli Beach Babes

Hot Israeli Women? Yes. Though keep in mind Israel ranks in the top 5% on the globe for human trafficking.

“We’re a little confused about the whole situation in Israel. How can there be so much fighting and so much war in such a beautiful country? And we’re not just talking about the landscape here. The only bombshells exploding in this country should be these 68 Israeli beach babes.”

And be sure to visit -JEWISH PORN- next time you plan your vacation!

Found: Hitler’s Book of Looted Art

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A photo album detailing plans for a Nazi super museum containing thousands of stolen artwork has been discovered by a washing machine contractor after he visited the house of a GI who took it as a war trophy.

SEE ALSO: -THE RAPE OF EUROPA-

New U.S. Taxpayer Funded Website: “There is No Conspiracy”

In a move that shows just how stupid our government thinks we really are, a new website, America.Gov, loudly proclaims that “there are no conspiracies”. We have their word on it.

“Conspiracy theories exist in the realm of myth, where imaginations run wild, fears trump facts, and evidence is ignored. As a superpower, the United States is often cast as a villain in these dramas.”

White Explorers Scared of Smiles

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The threatening “devil grimace” symbols that European explorers discovered upon first setting foot in the Caribbean 500 years ago were actually depicting smiles, researchers claim.