“Don’t let its size fool you! It’s the a big light show you hold in the palm of your hand! The Pocket Laser Light Show has been designed for home use or take it outdoors… its wireless! It’s so portable that it fits into the palm of your hand. Simply turn it on and watch as a spectacular array of laser light designs perform on your walls or ceilings!”
A common misconception is that Jack Daniels No. 7 is a Tennessee sipping whiskey. In reality it’s a train whose only stops are Nashville, jail, and Hell. In that order.
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An inflatable version of the traditional-looking English pub has gone on sale for people to install in their garden.
The blow up boozer, which measures 15m by 7.5m and is 8m tall, includes details such as a tiled roof, brick stone wall and two chimney pots.
Designer Michæl Paukner created this gorgeous, simple depiction of what ancient Hebrews believed the cosmos looked like, based on what they recorded in the Old Testament.
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It seems the most prolific, legendary artists have one trait that unites them: at some point in their lives, they go crazy. Sometimes they OD; sometimes they just become incomprehensible to friends and family. It’s sad, sure, but it makes for a hell of a read.
Who wants to hear that Brian Wilson had a successful career as a brilliant musician before settling down with a wife and kids in Connecticut? That’s a horribly written ending. Boring. No, we want to read that after producing what is arguably the best album of all time, Brian Wilson does every drug on the planet, fries his brain, balloons up to 300 pounds, loses nearly every member of his family and becomes completely inarticulate and incoherent. That’s just a good story.
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CONSPIRAPORN! 