Category Life and Death

Apr 16 2010

7,500 Online Customers Sold Their Souls

Do you carefully read the terms of use page when completing an online purchase? Maybe you should. The online computer game retailer GameStation revealed that hidden in its terms of use statement is this clause:

By placing an order via this Web site on the first day of the fourth month of the year 2010 Anno Domini, you agree to grant Us a non transferable option to claim, for now and for ever more, your immortal soul. Should We wish to exercise this option, you agree to surrender your immortal soul, and any claim you may have on it, within 5 (five) working days of receiving written notification from gamesation.co.uk or one of its duly authorised minions

It was just an April Fool’s Day gag, but some 7,500 customers’ souls are now the property of this company.

VIA: -NEATORAMA-

Apr 16 2010

Sex Addiction, is it real?

Addicts call it a God-sized hole, a hollowness in the soul. It leaks no matter how much they try to fill it — and at what cost. For years, George filled his emptiness with pornography, erotic massage and, eventually, sex for hire. There was no tenderness. Even pleasure was rare because every time George engaged in his obsessive sexual behaviors, he felt dirty and even emptier than before.

Apr 16 2010

Controversial Crucifix Shows its Testement

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Churchgoers are outraged over a crucifix in a Catholic church that they say shows an image of genitalia on Jesus.

The controversial crucifix has caused a deep divide among members of St. Charles Borromeo Catholic Church, where it hangs above the main altar.

SEE ALSO: –25 HILARIOUS CRUCIFIXES-

Apr 14 2010

Evil Clown For Hire

“An evil clown who stalks and threatens kids is being hired by parents as a birthday treat. Dominic Deville stalks young victims for a week, sending chilling texts, making prank phone calls and setting traps in letterboxes. He posts notes warning children they are being watched, telling them they will be attacked. But Deville is not an escaped lunatic or some demonic monster. He is a birthday treat, hired by mum and dad, and the ‘attack’ involves being splatted in the face with a cake. ‘The child feels more and more that it is being pursued,’ said Deville. ‘The clown’s one and only aim is to smash a cake into the face of his victim, when they least expect it, during the course of seven days.’ If the boy or girl manages to avoid the ‘hit’, they are given the cake as a birthday present. Well, that’s alright then.”

VIA: -UNIQUE DAILY-

Apr 14 2010

Ezekiel’s Cave

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Wish I could get back in to my comic strip EZEKIEL’S CAVE, but it’s just damn time consuming and my scanner/printer is a piece-o-junk. But back in 2008 ZEKE’S crazy adventures led him to meetings with Dr. Timothy Leary, John Lennon, Prometheus, Loki of Norse Mythology, and more! Check it out, maybe ol’ ZEKE will return some day soon…