Category Life and Death

Apr 10 2010

Conspiraporn’s List of Things that Piss Me Off: #93

Surely there are 100 things I could list that piss me off

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93) Sexy Vampires

If there are gonna be sexy vampires, at least make them hot ladies with big tits. Otherwise, you’re kinda boring me. Back in the day, Dracula was the epitome of undead machismo, then came Blacula and all hell broke lose in the Vampire Universe. I understand that sex plays a big part in the vampire mythos, but in no way is it meant to be interpreted as the PRIMARY MOTIVATION of vampire entertainment. Vampires are meant to be frightening and haunting harbingers of death and disease, not this month’s cover-boy on ‘TEENBOP’ magazine. When your 5 year old little sister just “loooooooves” vampires and has posters hanging on her wall, you know you’ve got a big problem on your hands deserving of full scale intervention. Don’t invite them in to your home, they’ve hypnotized you all! “Oooh, but there’s a deeper message behind sexy male vampire movies”. Really? STFU!

Apr 9 2010

Nothing Says Springtime Like a Penis Festival

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Every March 15th, the residents of Komaki, a small town near Nagoya, Japan, host the Hounen Matsuri. Known by foreigners as the Penis Festival, it is one of the many Japanese phenomena that defy Western comprehension. It’s easy to see how the message of the festival could be unintentionally distorted. On the surface, it seems like an excuse for old Japanese guys to fill themselves with cheap beer and chase girls around with bananas.

SEE ALSO: -THE GODS MUST BE HORNY-

Apr 8 2010

The Moment Life Begins

“First the shell begins to crack. Then there’s a flurry of activity as the tiny creature curled up inside the egg breaks a hole in the shell. Next, a scaly, pink foot emerges, flailing wildly, before – bit by bit – the miniature damp bundle bursts forth from the broken shell, making its appearance in the world for the very first time. These extraordinary sets of pictures show the young of four different species hatching from their eggs.”

VIA: -UNIQUE DAILY-

Apr 8 2010

6 Reasons The Internet Could Die

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The Internet was originally invented to be a communication network that could survive a nuclear war. Ironically, the monster that grew from that idea known as the World Wide Web is actually very, very fragile. They didn’t anticipate what the Internet would become–because they weren’t fucking insane–and as a result, the whole operation now sits on a rather shaky foundation.

CONTINUED VIA: -CRACKED-

Apr 8 2010

Monkeys Kill Due to Lack of Sex

Scientists have established that monkeys muriquis which are considered as the most peaceful monkeys (for it they even have received a nickname of “hippie”), are capable of murder because of a sex lack. On it informs New Scientist, and article of scientists has appeared in magazine “American Journal of Primatology”.