Ancient Dildo Excavated in Sweden?

“Your mind and my mind wanders away to make this interpretation about what it looks like — for you and me, it signals this erected-penis-like shape. But if that’s the way the Stone Age people thought about it, I can’t say.”

Dream Girls #2

Have absolutely no idea why, as I haven’t heard her music or seen her face in months (or at least weeks), but every dream I had last night involved sexual situations with Christina Aguilera. And I’m not complaining, that girl is freaky! I think she gave me the deepest and sexiest dream kisses I’ve ever experienced before, and sweet whispering promises in my ear that made me wake up feeling a little “stiff”, if you know what I’m sayin’?!

Monkeys Love Ice Lollies

 

Monkeys at a Chinese zoo are cooling off with ice lollies as temperatures reach 40 degrees. Zhengzhou Zoo hands out two to each parched primate per day, and their keeper explained how they developed a taste for the them. “The first time they didn’t dare try them until we threw some into the water,” he said. “A brave one tried it and screamed how good it was, which attracted others to fight for them.” He added that the monkeys now wait patiently for the lollies, and sit in a circle around him as they’re handed out.”

VIA: -UNIQUE DAILY-

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