Since it seems like every movie star, athlete and politician is just a sex scandal waiting to happen, you could almost think that it’s not possible to be a prominent person without also having an utterly depraved sex life behind the scenes.
And looking back at the great men of history… we’re starting to wonder if that’s right on the money.
“What do you get when you lock a bunch of ornery, old and ultra-religious Republican men in a room with a bunch of hot women? Well, apparently you get the Fox New channel. Sure Bill O’Reilly is an a-hole and Glenn Beck is a douche bag jabroni, but you have to give that network some credit for their choice of female anchors and field reporters. Those chicks are hotter than apple pie right out of the oven, if you know what I mean. Yee-haw!”
“Zombie Meat,” an exquisite new Japanese snack for the horror enthusiast, consists of bite-sized chunks of tender blue flesh that, according to the package, has been aged to deadly perfection at the graveyard.
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