Category LoL

Apr 10 2010

Conspiraporn’s List of Things that Piss Me Off: #92

Surely there are 100 things I could list that piss me off

https://i0.wp.com/www.websitedesignbasics.com/templates/pickle/pickle5.jpg

92) Phallic Shaped Fruits and Vegetables

I’m on to you pickles! I’ve got your number cucumbers! Don’t even think about it bananas and zucchini! Has this ever happened to you?: You’re just sitting there minding your own businesses, when all of a sudden, BAM! There’s a giant cucumber stuffed up your ass! How the hell did that get there?! Or maybe you’re taking a nice bubble bath and enjoying a book by candle-light when out of nowhere, BAM! There’s a large banana shoved down your throat and two dill pickles firmly inserted in your butt-hole! Enjoying a nice, leisurely stroll through the park on a spring day? Be alert or the next thing you know your sphincter and mouth with be violated by perverted fruits and vegetables that will use your tender flesh as their fertile soil. And don’t even get me started on hot-dogs, they are the devil’s hell hound!!!

Apr 9 2010

Meaning of Addiction

https://i0.wp.com/img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/10_01/TrainCrashPA_468x296.jpg

A SWEDISH rail worker was slammed by his bosses for crippling a train network by looking at porn.

Investigators found that there were so many viruses infecting the rail network’s computers in Gavle, 160km north of Stockholm, that they were incapable of running trains safely.

Apr 6 2010

Jayma Mays For No Reason At All

https://i0.wp.com/cdn.buzznet.com/media-cdn/jj1/headlines/2009/07/jayma-mays-glee.jpg

So I recently mentioned the super-cute JAYMA MAYS in a different thread here regarding her role in the upcoming SMURF’S MOVIE and wanted to take a moment to come back and touch upon the topic.

Ever since watching her in EPIC MOVIE, followed by PAUL BLART: MALL COP and a few cameos on the TV show HEROES, I’ve been hooked and hoping she’d be given more screen time. Unfortunately, that “more” is currently the hit show GLEE on the FOX NETWORK, and sorry, that’s just not the kind of program I’d watch, even with Jayma in the cast (I’ve seen maybe 10 episodes of AMERICAN IDOL in all these years, and that was by accident). Anyway, long story short: more Jayma Mays please, preferably in skimpy clothing or some hard core sex scenes with Paul Blart on their honeymoon!

In related news, hottie Jayma Mays and SNL hottie Abby Elliott sure do share a striking resemblance! Was Chris Elliott the father of both children?! If so, nice job dude! They should do a movie together, involving a lesbianic relationship if we can somehow work that in the script.

https://i0.wp.com/img717.imageshack.us/img717/5074/abbyelliottjaymamays.jpg

Apr 6 2010

A Compendium of 150 Monty Python Sketches

“My wife requested that I post a particular Monty Python skit on the site. Well, posting just one Python video is right out!

“No, here at One Man’s Institute for the Exceptional Documentation of Silly Time Wasting Videos we have a rule that one shall post no fewer than 150 videos – and the number of videos posted shall be 150.”