Oldest Central American Pyramid Discovered

 An aerial view of the oldest known tomb in Mesoamerica.After sheltering jeweled royals for centuries, the oldest known tomb in Mesoamerica—ancient Central America and Mexico, roughly speaking—has been uncovered, archaeologists announced Tuesday.

Apparently caught between two cultures, the 2,700-year-old pyramid in Chiapa de Corzo (map), Mexico, may help settle a debate as to when and how the mysterious Zoque civilization arose, according to excavation leader Bruce Bachand.

Found: Hitler’s Book of Looted Art

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A photo album detailing plans for a Nazi super museum containing thousands of stolen artwork has been discovered by a washing machine contractor after he visited the house of a GI who took it as a war trophy.

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New U.S. Taxpayer Funded Website: “There is No Conspiracy”

In a move that shows just how stupid our government thinks we really are, a new website, America.Gov, loudly proclaims that “there are no conspiracies”. We have their word on it.

“Conspiracy theories exist in the realm of myth, where imaginations run wild, fears trump facts, and evidence is ignored. As a superpower, the United States is often cast as a villain in these dramas.”

Prehistoric Phallus World’s Oldest Sex Toy

The 30,000-year-old siltstone phallus doubled as a tool to ignite fires as well as a sex toy.

Woody Allen Thinks Obama Should be Dictator

Seriously, is Woody Allen like the most over-rated director of all time or what?

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Woody Allen, the Oscar-winning, controversial American film director, is apparently not a big fan of democracy.

In a recent interview with the Spanish newspaper La Vanguardia, which was translated by Fox 411 on Monday, Allen had this to say about Barack Obama’s presidency: “I am pleased with Obama. I think he’s brilliant. The Republican Party should get out of his way and stop trying to hurt him. It would be good…if he could be a dictator for a few years because he could do a lot of good things quickly.”

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