It’s every blogger’s wet dream come true, LEGO and BACON combined! Now all I have to do is sit here and wait for the millions of hits to pour in as the masses seek out the two most prized possessions in all Internet history! Seriously, why is it that most bloggers are so fucking fascinated with posting about legos/bacon and 35.5% of every blog is dedicated to updates about lego creations and bacon products? Who the fuck’s idea was it to make these two items a viral marketing campaign?!?
The sexualization of little girls’ playthings is nothing new. Much ado was made of Dora the Explorer’s makeover from regular looking kid to a lithe, feminized version. Even My Little Ponies have been made over to have smaller bodies, longer, skinnier legs, and come-hither poses.
For those of you who might not know, David Dees used to be an illustrator for bad B-book covers and the Disney corporation. He now dedicates most of his time to creating conspiratorial and political poster art. While I’ve never been much of a fan of his work (some of it is rather pretentious and down-right goofy), the above image has a certain resonance that I thought worth sharing. You can check out more of his sometimes creepy, Illuminati exposing artwork at his website: –DEESILLUSTRATION.com– .
From Online MBA comes a stunning infographic that presents some mind blowing statistics about online pornography, from its prevalence to its popularity to who consumes what and when.
A few highlights:
On the eve of the Iraq war, the CIA kicked around a rather odd idea: make a gay sex tape featuring a teenage boy and an ersatz Saddam Hussein.
“It would look like it was taken by a hidden camera,” one former intelligence official tells SpyTalk. “Very grainy, like it was a secret videotaping of a sex session.”
The notion was eventually nixed. But “the agency actually did make a video purporting to show Osama bin Laden and his cronies sitting around a campfire swigging bottles of liquor and savoring their conquests with boys,” a CIA officer recalled. The actors were drawn from “some of us darker-skinned employees.”
CONSPIRAPORN! 