BP Regulators Watched Porn, Used Meth

“Did the Internet cause BP’s Deepwater Horizon disaster? No, but porn did provide an unwelcome distraction for the regulators at the U.S. Department of Interior’s Minerals Management Service who oversee offshore oil drilling.

“Employees also attended sporting events sponsored by oil and gas production companies, and were treated to lunches and free gifts, according to a report by the U.S. Department of the Interior’s inspector general Tuesday. Two employees admitted using illegal drugs, including meth.”

New U.S. Taxpayer Funded Website: “There is No Conspiracy”

In a move that shows just how stupid our government thinks we really are, a new website, America.Gov, loudly proclaims that “there are no conspiracies”. We have their word on it.

“Conspiracy theories exist in the realm of myth, where imaginations run wild, fears trump facts, and evidence is ignored. As a superpower, the United States is often cast as a villain in these dramas.”

Woody Allen Thinks Obama Should be Dictator

Seriously, is Woody Allen like the most over-rated director of all time or what?

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Woody Allen, the Oscar-winning, controversial American film director, is apparently not a big fan of democracy.

In a recent interview with the Spanish newspaper La Vanguardia, which was translated by Fox 411 on Monday, Allen had this to say about Barack Obama’s presidency: “I am pleased with Obama. I think he’s brilliant. The Republican Party should get out of his way and stop trying to hurt him. It would be good…if he could be a dictator for a few years because he could do a lot of good things quickly.”

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Scientists Concerned about Airport Radiation

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By the end of 2011, two thirds of U.S. airline passengers will be asked to step through one of 1,000 new Rapiscan X-ray machines. But some scientists are concerned about the unprecedented radiation exposure coming along with them. More »

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