Regardless of whether you applaud or puke over how the government is spending the discretionary budget, there are fascinating details to review in Jess Bachman’s 2011 Death and Taxes poster.
VIA: -THE AWESOMER-
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Meet the Administrator
MAD is the Administrator of the clinically insane UPSIDEBACKWARDS, and creator of CONSPIRAPORN! In 2008 he penned and designed 20 ‘episodes’ of EZEKIEL’S CAVE. Currently he books shows and creates flyers for a variety of Indianapolis bands.
Over the year’s he’s interviewed a plethora of notable personalities including best-selling authors David Wellington, Greg Cox, Jonathan Maberry, Philip Gardiner, as well as rocker Henry Rollins, comedian Roseanne Barr, Emmy Winner Michael Moriarty, comic book creator Erik Larsen, and innovators such as artist Larry Carlson, and Fortean researcher Mac Tonnies to name a few.
MAD has produced 100’s of hours worth of podcasts in the past decade, as well as 8 CD’s worth of original music. The latest offering can be found at PIECE DE RESISTANCE and CROSSROAD RESONANCES . He’s also the keyboard player for DJ KOOLAID and you can find other web destinations at: BLACK HOLE’S LEDGE, UPSIDEBLOG, and DREAM RUMBLINGS.
He has a variety of original articles, short stories and interviews which can be found at: -UPSIDEBACKWARDS.INFO- . MAD is 31 years old, has an IQ of 119 and keeps a gaggle of rabbits and mice as pets. His favorite food is usually pizza and salad, though he can be bribed by a 6 pack of COORS, and ZERO candy bars.
CONSPIRAPORN’S List of Things that Piss Me Off: #89
Surely there are 100 things I could list that piss me off
89) Chronic Masturbation
We’ve all been there, we’ve all done it, don’t lie. I don’t care if you’re a guy or a girl, we all occasionally “pop the weasel”. But how much TLC is too much TLC? You’re supposed to eat 3 meals a day, and defecate regularly; while some people smoke a pack of cigarettes a day or drink a six-pack of beer with relatively little public ostracizing. So why is it that if you masturbate, say, 57 times per week it’s considered a “immoral thing”? Why is it that I’m now “in need of mental evaluation” and have my arms handcuffed behind my back for 22 hours a day? Since when does masturbating 57 times a week, while watching Oprah, alone in the privacy of my own home, require “shock therapy sessions” to be administrated by Nurse Helga every 12 hours? Why is being too lazy for sex, making yourself blind, and loving hairy palms a crime? And if you’re morbidly obese, incredibly ugly, or unbelievably stupid, you should masturbate even more! We don’t want y’all breeding now, do we? Whip it, whip it good!
Obama Thinks He’s Funny
Queen Eliza(rd)beth Largest Land-owner in the World
Queen Elizabeth II, head of state of the United Kingdom and of 31 other states and territories, is the legal owner of about 6,600 million acres of land, one sixth of the earth’s non ocean surface.
She is the only person on earth who owns whole countries, and who owns countries that are not her own domestic territory. This land ownership is separate from her role as head of state and is different from other monarchies where no such claim is made – Norway, Belgium, Denmark etc.
The value of her land holding. £17,600,000,000,000 (approx).
This makes her the richest individual on earth.
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