
Pope Benedict’s Commandments


“Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it.”
— George Bernard Shaw

“The plaid skirt, white knee high socks and a constant need to disobey their daddy… they all make up the amazing wonder that is the catholic schoolgirl. Catholic schoolgirls are always breaking curfew, having lesbian experimentation sleepovers and they’ll “do anything” to pass a class. While it’s true that some catholic schoolgirls are actually good catholic girls it’s usually because they’re ugly.”
Living the Dream: Uncircumcised in America
I’m a typical American male save one thing: my dick. Thanks to my hippie parents, I’m uncircumcised. But I’m not resentful about it. I’m proud. I have to be.
Because being “Whole in America” isn’t always easy. Growing up I always wondered why I was so unlike the other boys, why my penis looked like “a pink doggy dick,” as some helpful elementary school friends pointed out. I was confused by my own body, not knowing what God I offended as to be born with a foreskin.
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“Going to a temple means a lot of things to a lot of people. For dogs and cats, it’s a place where you can be fed. For some humans, it’s a place of peace to pray in, in which to seek redemption, a place of great beauty that inspires, a reminder to do good deeds. For me, in the case of this one temple, it restored my wanderlust, my faith in travel and photography, and my faith in the human race.”
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