Have absolutely no idea why, as I haven’t heard her music or seen her face in months (or at least weeks), but every dream I had last night involved sexual situations with Christina Aguilera. And I’m not complaining, that girl is freaky! I think she gave me the deepest and sexiest dream kisses I’ve ever experienced before, and sweet whispering promises in my ear that made me wake up feeling a little “stiff”, if you know what I’m sayin’?!