Category Sexy

Apr 10 2010

Conspiraporn’s List of Things that Piss Me Off: #93

Surely there are 100 things I could list that piss me off

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93) Sexy Vampires

If there are gonna be sexy vampires, at least make them hot ladies with big tits. Otherwise, you’re kinda boring me. Back in the day, Dracula was the epitome of undead machismo, then came Blacula and all hell broke lose in the Vampire Universe. I understand that sex plays a big part in the vampire mythos, but in no way is it meant to be interpreted as the PRIMARY MOTIVATION of vampire entertainment. Vampires are meant to be frightening and haunting harbingers of death and disease, not this month’s cover-boy on ‘TEENBOP’ magazine. When your 5 year old little sister just “loooooooves” vampires and has posters hanging on her wall, you know you’ve got a big problem on your hands deserving of full scale intervention. Don’t invite them in to your home, they’ve hypnotized you all! “Oooh, but there’s a deeper message behind sexy male vampire movies”. Really? STFU!

Apr 9 2010

Nothing Says Springtime Like a Penis Festival

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Every March 15th, the residents of Komaki, a small town near Nagoya, Japan, host the Hounen Matsuri. Known by foreigners as the Penis Festival, it is one of the many Japanese phenomena that defy Western comprehension. It’s easy to see how the message of the festival could be unintentionally distorted. On the surface, it seems like an excuse for old Japanese guys to fill themselves with cheap beer and chase girls around with bananas.

SEE ALSO: -THE GODS MUST BE HORNY-

Apr 8 2010

Peculiar Search Query

So, admittedly, I check in at least a few times a day here to view the CONSPIRAPORN stats, what threads are popular, who is refering us, etc, etc… And I noticed today that there were about a half dozen people who found this website in the past 24 hours looking for the name Yazmin Thornber. Now, I had no idea who this was but upon some Googling found that she recently modeled for the UK magazine/website FRONT (self described as the funniest/sexiest magazine on earth). Anyway, she’s kinda cute so I thought I’d share, though I have no idea why searching her name would bring people to this blog, but I ain’t complaining.

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-CLICK PIC FOR GALLERY (including nudes)-

Apr 7 2010

Get a Leg Up

“This sexy leg opens bottles, is a magnet and would grace the home of any lad with panache and style… She is a fridge magnet, a paper weight and a beautiful object to admire! She loves to show off on a horizontal or vertical surface thanks to her powerful magnet. This unique bottle opener is sure to please!”

VIA: -UNIQUE DAILY-

Apr 6 2010

20 Sexy Catholic School Girl Photos

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“The plaid skirt, white knee high socks and a constant need to disobey their daddy… they all make up the amazing wonder that is the catholic schoolgirl. Catholic schoolgirls are always breaking curfew, having lesbian experimentation sleepovers and they’ll “do anything” to pass a class. While it’s true that some catholic schoolgirls are actually good catholic girls it’s usually because they’re ugly.”