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Top 7 Hottest Female Movie Geeks
“Over the years, many sexy bombshells have graced movie screens, but do I dare say that us dudes kinda want just a little more than a pretty face? Few actresses have been able to pull off a pretty face and a big brain, but when they do, nothing can beat it.”
VIA: -UNIQUE DAILY-
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Conspiraporn’s List of Things that Piss Me Off: #94
Surely there are 100 things I could list that piss me off
94) Simon Cowell
What more needs to be said? This dude is the reason all religious texts are pointing towards 2012 as the apocalypse. Typical “scathing British” review, with formulaic GONG SHOW ingenuity; AMERICAN IDOL is the reason suicide was invented and David Carradine accidentally hung himself while masturbating in a closet. Simply put, Simon Cowell sucks donkey dicks while America votes for the least horrible and most attractive moron they can find. If he had an action figure based after him it would come with “Satan Cock Guzzling Action!”. Cowell couldn’t even beat an Alzheimer’s patient in a game of checkers at the park bench. For Christ’s sake, Chef Gordon Ramsey has more talent than this man-boobed twit, at least he can cook and cleans your kitchen. It’s shows like these that makes America the most stupidestest nation on earth. It gets you to expect everything while getting nothing besides broken dreams, smelly VD, and a coke addiction.
Conspiraporn’s List of Things that Piss Me Off: #98
Surely there are 100 things I could list that piss me off
98) 3-D movies for $15 bucks
You’ve got to be fucking kidding me? OK, the movie AVATAR wasn’t bad for an adult version of ‘The Smurfs’, but if you think that we’re all gonna shell out $15 bucks for an extra pair of glasses you can stick your projector where the sun don’t shine! If people go spend $150 million on ‘Alvin and the Chipmunks III in 3D’, America deserves to be bombed back in to the stone-age by towel headed monkey-bar enthusiasts. In 3 years time they’ll upgrade again and charge us even more, where does it end? How many times do you really need to fucking watch STAR WARS on a big screen, or a generic reinvention of STAR WARS, before you burn the theater down like the finale of INGLORIOUS BASTERDS? Take a stand and boycott $15 dollar movie tickets! For fuck’s sake, boycott ALL Hollywood bullshit and pointless “new and improved” technology from now on. Don’t just follow the trend like some blind jack-ass surfing their lives down the Twitter drain.
Jayma Mays For No Reason At All
So I recently mentioned the super-cute JAYMA MAYS in a different thread here regarding her role in the upcoming SMURF’S MOVIE and wanted to take a moment to come back and touch upon the topic.
Ever since watching her in EPIC MOVIE, followed by PAUL BLART: MALL COP and a few cameos on the TV show HEROES, I’ve been hooked and hoping she’d be given more screen time. Unfortunately, that “more” is currently the hit show GLEE on the FOX NETWORK, and sorry, that’s just not the kind of program I’d watch, even with Jayma in the cast (I’ve seen maybe 10 episodes of AMERICAN IDOL in all these years, and that was by accident). Anyway, long story short: more Jayma Mays please, preferably in skimpy clothing or some hard core sex scenes with Paul Blart on their honeymoon!
In related news, hottie Jayma Mays and SNL hottie Abby Elliott sure do share a striking resemblance! Was Chris Elliott the father of both children?! If so, nice job dude! They should do a movie together, involving a lesbianic relationship if we can somehow work that in the script.
CONSPIRAPORN! 