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Oct 10 2011

Holy Shit!!!

Wow, where the fuck does the time go? It’s been MONTHS since I’ve posted anything here, as I’ve had a glorious clusterfuck of epic proportions involving domain names, broken links, as well as various broken links here at CONSPIRAPORN due to the fact that, well, over the months I linked to some websites that changed their domain names, or completely imploded. However, I have been regularly updating the CONSPIRAPORN Facebook page, and am working on several new websites and social networking experiments, so it seemed like perhaps it was time to dabble once again here at the CONSPIRAPORN page, because unless the stats are lying, there are still anywhere from 25 – 100 people who view this page on a daily basis. See, it doesn’t hurt to post images of boobies from time to time, even if they are cartoon boobies. But, oh well, here I am, let’s get back to the fun, shall we?

Apr 14 2011

Tales of the Blue Clown

New, ongoing story to be posted weekly, or whenever the hell I feel like it really. When all is said and done, it should run about 20 parts… Hope you’ll check it out…

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PART 1:

My initial instinct was to let the whirlpool take me away into cocoon like nether regions of the slumbering void, deeper and deeper down the drain until nothing was left of me but perhaps a faint ghost or shadow of my flickering memory. Like Alice I would go down the rabbit hole only to reemerge who knows where. When the realization of absolute nothingness set in, I began to struggle for my life, a fish caught in a net with no chance of escape, a firefly trapped in a mason jar. Despite all the mystical powers and tricks at my disposal, it wasn’t every day that you were caught in the dominant grasp and raging tide of a spiraling Black Hole at the center of the universe.

-CONTINUED-

Nov 28 2010

From the Dept. of Personal Shit

So every once in awhile here at CONSPIRAPORN, when I have time to actually update it,  I like to share some personal goings on in my life. Had a rad tattoo party last night and thought I’d show y’all what I got! First is the Tibetan OM SYMBOL, and yeah, throat tattoos sting like a bitch. Second is an EGYPTIAN DJED PILLAR, and last but not least a Japanese SYMBOL for LOVE… Getting at least another 7 or 8 tats in the coming months, stay tuned!

Oct 29 2010

What’s been goin’ down?!

For the few of you who might actually check in here semi-often and have ye olde CONSPIRAPORN bookmarked, I just wanted to give a rundown as to what’s been going on in recent months, in regards to the infrequent updates.

 

Long story short: been going through process of moving, have lovely new girlfriend, have been booking and performing a lot of concerts in my home town, and spend most of my online time at FACEBOOK these days (which you can find the link for on the top left hand side of this page or just search MICHAEL A. DYER).

 

I will try to update more often, though have become a bit discouraged by a large amount of broken links here, images not showing up, and decrease in viewership. Though, up, up and away, right? In close, HAPPY HALLOWEEN and I’ll do my best to get back into the swing of things here.

May 31 2010

Starting out June with 10,000 page views!

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As I post this, our very own CONSPIRAPORN has hit 10,000 page views! That might not sound like much (my website UPSIDEBACKWARDS gets 1000 a day), but it’s a mini-milestone and I’d like to thank everybody who has spent some time here in the past few months. Coming soon this website will upgrade in several ways, including official domain name, more special features and exclusive content, as well as shirts and bumper stickers that will be made available. Stay tuned, and if you enjoy what you see, please be sure to tell your friends and spread our links!