Found: Hitler’s Book of Looted Art

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A photo album detailing plans for a Nazi super museum containing thousands of stolen artwork has been discovered by a washing machine contractor after he visited the house of a GI who took it as a war trophy.

SEE ALSO: -THE RAPE OF EUROPA-

New U.S. Taxpayer Funded Website: “There is No Conspiracy”

In a move that shows just how stupid our government thinks we really are, a new website, America.Gov, loudly proclaims that “there are no conspiracies”. We have their word on it.

“Conspiracy theories exist in the realm of myth, where imaginations run wild, fears trump facts, and evidence is ignored. As a superpower, the United States is often cast as a villain in these dramas.”

If only all oil spills were this sexy

“The BP oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico is growing worse by the day and the only solutions BP have must have been brainstormed by a distinguished group of stoned college students. While we’re certainly not qualified to offer any valid solutions, we do think there’s a silver lining to this global disaster. It’s an awesome excuse for us to feature smoking hot babes dripping in baby oil. If you thought you were all hot and bothered by the oil spill before, just want until you check out these photos.”

White Explorers Scared of Smiles

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The threatening “devil grimace” symbols that European explorers discovered upon first setting foot in the Caribbean 500 years ago were actually depicting smiles, researchers claim.

Woody Allen Thinks Obama Should be Dictator

Seriously, is Woody Allen like the most over-rated director of all time or what?

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Woody Allen, the Oscar-winning, controversial American film director, is apparently not a big fan of democracy.

In a recent interview with the Spanish newspaper La Vanguardia, which was translated by Fox 411 on Monday, Allen had this to say about Barack Obama’s presidency: “I am pleased with Obama. I think he’s brilliant. The Republican Party should get out of his way and stop trying to hurt him. It would be good…if he could be a dictator for a few years because he could do a lot of good things quickly.”

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