Looking to be pampered during armageddon? Sign up for a Vivos underground shelter. If Vivos’ site is to be believed, you’ll be sitting pretty and cavorting with models while the rest of civilization burns to ashy smears.
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Work has begun in Northumberland on a massive earth sculpture of a naked, reclining woman.
Its creator, landscape architect Charles Jenks, has been forced to deny it is offensive to women – claiming it will be an iconic celebration of the human form.
Crews using bulldozers and excavators have started work on the spectacular, 440-yard-long sculpture using 1.5m tonnes of soil and clay dug from an opencast mine nearCramlington.
What sports fan hasn’t grumbled while waiting in a long, snaking lines to get into the stadium for the big game? It’s enough to discourage even a diehard fan. But if you think it’s a hassle getting into a sold-out game, imagine trying to get out after a bomb explodes — or even to get out under a bomb threat, for that matter.
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