
Churchgoers were left stunned after a man tore out both his eyeballs in the middle of a priest’s sermon at Sunday Mass in a scene that resembled a horror film.

Churchgoers were left stunned after a man tore out both his eyeballs in the middle of a priest’s sermon at Sunday Mass in a scene that resembled a horror film.

The boys of Epic Meal Time made a pact with deadmau5 to create a monstrous dish fit to call and wake one of the Great Old Ones, adding squid and octopus to their usual ingredients.

Wow, where the fuck does the time go? It’s been MONTHS since I’ve posted anything here, as I’ve had a glorious clusterfuck of epic proportions involving domain names, broken links, as well as various broken links here at CONSPIRAPORN due to the fact that, well, over the months I linked to some websites that changed their domain names, or completely imploded. However, I have been regularly updating the CONSPIRAPORN Facebook page, and am working on several new websites and social networking experiments, so it seemed like perhaps it was time to dabble once again here at the CONSPIRAPORN page, because unless the stats are lying, there are still anywhere from 25 – 100 people who view this page on a daily basis. See, it doesn’t hurt to post images of boobies from time to time, even if they are cartoon boobies. But, oh well, here I am, let’s get back to the fun, shall we?
Say there partners, won’t you check out our band page on ReverbNation?!?!