Here are a couple interviews I’ve conducted in recent years that CONSPIRAPORN readers might dig. The first is with underground cult favorite comic creator Daniel Schaffer (of DOGWITCH). The second is with underground cult favorite graphic designer Larry Carlson. Together, we’re forming a cult which cannot be stopped!
-INTERVIEW W/ DANIEL SCHAFFER-
-UPSIDEBACKWARD’S INTERVIEW ARCHIVE- (50 original interviews!)
Surely there are 100 things I could list that piss me off
91) People who create lists
You hear that you bitch! I’m talking to you! Why do you feel the need to make a list of things just because it’s the popular and trendy thing to do? You should be ashamed of yourself, you’re clearly not living up to your full potential and are obviously letting down your family and friends. You must be so proud: “Oh, look at me, I created a list to post on the Internet, I’m so cool!” What a fucking loser your are, deserving of the mockery of the gods. I pity you and spit on your memory! The tombstone of the Internet will be a list of 10 reasons why the Internet collapsed and why our monkey-oppressors are now holding the knife to our throats with devilish glee. I’m also pissed that THIS DUDE already made a list of 100 things that piss him off! I swear, nothing is original these days.
Surely there are 100 things I could list that piss me off
92) Phallic Shaped Fruits and Vegetables
I’m on to you pickles! I’ve got your number cucumbers! Don’t even think about it bananas and zucchini! Has this ever happened to you?: You’re just sitting there minding your own businesses, when all of a sudden, BAM! There’s a giant cucumber stuffed up your ass! How the hell did that get there?! Or maybe you’re taking a nice bubble bath and enjoying a book by candle-light when out of nowhere, BAM! There’s a large banana shoved down your throat and two dill pickles firmly inserted in your butt-hole! Enjoying a nice, leisurely stroll through the park on a spring day? Be alert or the next thing you know your sphincter and mouth with be violated by perverted fruits and vegetables that will use your tender flesh as their fertile soil. And don’t even get me started on hot-dogs, they are the devil’s hell hound!!!
A SWEDISH rail worker was slammed by his bosses for crippling a train network by looking at porn.
Investigators found that there were so many viruses infecting the rail network’s computers in Gavle, 160km north of Stockholm, that they were incapable of running trains safely.
Here is a look at the Kaikidan Ekotoba, a mysterious handscroll that profiles 33 legendary monsters and human oddities, mostly from the Kyushu region of Japan (with several from overseas). The cartoonish document, whose author is unknown, is believed to date from the mid-19th century. It is now in the possession of the Fukuoka City Museum. Featured above is the “man with oversized testicles”.
SEE THEM ALL VIA: -PINK TENTACLE-
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