Aliens exist and they live in our midst disguised as humans — at least, that’s what 20 percent of people polled in a global survey believe.
(And I bet that 10% of those 20% actually believe that THEY are they aliens in question.)
VIA: -TECHNOCCULT-
SEE ALSO: -INVISIBLE EXTRATERRESTRIALS-
Members of the “Animal Pathology Field Unit” in the UK have identified a UFO hotspot in the UK, where locals say the skies are lit up by flashing lights and dozens of sheep have been mutilated by mysterious forces.
Why are the aliens always mutilating cows and sheep? No word on that yet, but at least we’ve got a better understanding of where the UFOs are likely to hit.
CONTINUED VIA: -i09-
A medical examiner in Oregon has concluded that a 6 year old girl committed suicide after being sent to her room. The police disagree with the finding and view it as an accident. The question has become whether a small child has the mental capacity to commit suicide.
“While her mother and three siblings were in another part of the house, the authorities said, Samantha got inside an unused crib that had no mattress or box spring. She placed a child’s belt around her neck and tied it to the upper railing of the crib, hanging herself. The first-grader died at a hospital after the family and paramedics tried to save her.”
VIA: -NEATORAMA-
CONSPIRAPORN! 