Ancient Dildo Excavated in Sweden?

“Your mind and my mind wanders away to make this interpretation about what it looks like — for you and me, it signals this erected-penis-like shape. But if that’s the way the Stone Age people thought about it, I can’t say.”

666 Posts!!!

To celebrate our 666th post here at CONSPIRAPORN, here’s a cache of brand new images (349 in all) from the Bohemian Grove.  Meeting right now for Pagan rituals at a Red Wood forest near you!

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King Tut’s DNA is Western European

Despite the refusal of the Secretary General of the Egyptian Supreme Council of Antiquities, Zahi Hawass, to release any DNA results which might indicate the racial ancestry of Pharaoh Tutankhamen, the leaked results reveal that King Tut’s DNA is a 99.6 percent match with Western European Y chromosomes.

The DNA test results were inadvertently revealed on a Discovery Channel TV documentary filmed with Hawass’s permission — but it seems as if the Egyptian failed to spot the giveaway part of the documentary which revealed the test results.