Tales of the Blue Clown

New, ongoing story to be posted weekly, or whenever the hell I feel like it really. When all is said and done, it should run about 20 parts… Hope you’ll check it out…

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PART 1:

My initial instinct was to let the whirlpool take me away into cocoon like nether regions of the slumbering void, deeper and deeper down the drain until nothing was left of me but perhaps a faint ghost or shadow of my flickering memory. Like Alice I would go down the rabbit hole only to reemerge who knows where. When the realization of absolute nothingness set in, I began to struggle for my life, a fish caught in a net with no chance of escape, a firefly trapped in a mason jar. Despite all the mystical powers and tricks at my disposal, it wasn’t every day that you were caught in the dominant grasp and raging tide of a spiraling Black Hole at the center of the universe.

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Thomas Edison’s Oddest Inventions

Thomas Edison is an inventor known for great things. We also know he had a pretty good sense of humor. Some of these er, lesser known contributions from Mr. Edison were ahead of their time; others are just plain twisted. More »

Houses in the Middle of Nowhere

Far from the civilization and everything that goes with it, far from the people, the noise, the pollution, the problems. These are perfect places for people willing to rest far from everything.

A compilation of isolated homes lost in the middle of nowhere.

VIA: -PRESURFER-

What’s been goin’ down?!

For the few of you who might actually check in here semi-often and have ye olde CONSPIRAPORN bookmarked, I just wanted to give a rundown as to what’s been going on in recent months, in regards to the infrequent updates.

 

Long story short: been going through process of moving, have lovely new girlfriend, have been booking and performing a lot of concerts in my home town, and spend most of my online time at FACEBOOK these days (which you can find the link for on the top left hand side of this page or just search MICHAEL A. DYER).

 

I will try to update more often, though have become a bit discouraged by a large amount of broken links here, images not showing up, and decrease in viewership. Though, up, up and away, right? In close, HAPPY HALLOWEEN and I’ll do my best to get back into the swing of things here.