WHILE many believed it to be an April Fool’s Day joke, Vladimir Putin has confirmed Russia has been testing mind-bending psychotronic guns that can effectively turn people into zombies.
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The Bunker Bed
American’s fearing a rise in crime during the economic downturn are buying state-of-the-art gun safes hidden inside their beds. The BedBunker weighs a whopping 1,300lbs empty and features locks used in government high security buildings like the Pentagon. Worried homeowners can now store 35 rifles and 70 hand guns underneath them while they sleep. Product inventor and designer John Adrain, from Heracles Research Corporation, said a number of billionaires have begun buying his product. ‘Home invasions are on the rise,’ he said. ‘More people are looking for secure places to store their valuables and weapons. ‘What better place is there to store things than secretly under your bed.
VIA: –UNIQUE DAILY–
Annihilator: a multifunction demolition tool
The Annihilator features a bottle-opener, a board-straightener, a “multi-purpose nail-puller,” a demolition axe, and a chisel.
Double Tap Pocket Pistol
At just 5/8″ wide and weighing only 14 oz., the Heizer Double Tap Pocket Pistol is touted as the smallest and lightest .45 out there. Seems perfect for those close encounters of the undead kind.
VIA: –THE AWESOMER–
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