The case for Krampus as Occupy Mascot

-Encourages radical community involvement

-Actually aims to punish wrong doings

-Horns are much scarier than mask and pantaloons

-Makes reasonable demands

-Hasn’t been usurped by Time/Warner and was never a Papist tool


The next generation of underground bunkers

Air raid drills during the Cold War, when school children were told to duck and cover and hope for the best, seem somewhat preposterous compared to black-and-white footage of atomic bombs leveling a small town in a matter of seconds. Thankfully, gauging the effectiveness of this safety maneuver in reality never came to pass. The Red Threat may now be a distant memory, but the sentiment of preparing for the worst remains – in more ways than one.