Surely there are 100 things I could list that piss me off

96) Bad people living forever

Why the fuck is Dick Cheney still alive? Is it that robotic baboon heart that keeps his blood flowing or the continual sacrifice of 8 year old virgins? Sure, Richard Nixon kicked the bucket a few years back, but why is it that the good die young while the pedophile priests and perverts seem to live to be 90 years old? Why is it that both of my grandfathers are dead while the Pope, who is just as old, drives around in a bullet proof glass box and gets to wear his big, stupid, pointy hat every day? Maybe it’s because evil fears retribution in the afterlife, so lives longer in order to avoid judgment? Evil is a coward.