Evil Clown For Hire

An evil clown who stalks and threatens kids is being hired by parents as a birthday treat. Dominic Deville stalks young victims for a week, sending chilling texts, making prank phone calls and setting traps in letterboxes. He posts notes warning children they are being watched, telling them they will be attacked. But Deville is not an escaped lunatic or some demonic monster. He is a birthday treat, hired by mum and dad, and the ‘attack’ involves being splatted in the face with a cake. ‘The child feels more and more that it is being pursued,’ said Deville. ‘The clown’s one and only aim is to smash a cake into the face of his victim, when they least expect it, during the course of seven days.’ If the boy or girl manages to avoid the ‘hit’, they are given the cake as a birthday present. Well, that’s alright then.”


Textual Healing: A Guide To Sexy Texting


Text messaging might be the easiest and most convenient way to send a note to your friends, but when it comes to communicating with a guy, it can be anything but simple. Whether his messages are short and sweet or lengthy and in-depth, you’re usually left wondering: what is he really trying to say? And even worse, how do I respond? Here at Crushable we want to help you sift through all the subtext and emerge, textually healed.

Ezekiel’s Cave


Wish I could get back in to my comic strip EZEKIEL’S CAVE, but it’s just damn time consuming and my scanner/printer is a piece-o-junk. But back in 2008 ZEKE’S crazy adventures led him to meetings with Dr. Timothy Leary, John Lennon, Prometheus, Loki of Norse Mythology, and more! Check it out, maybe ol’ ZEKE will return some day soon…