Daily Archives: April 7, 2010

Apr 7 2010

Did a 6 Year Old Commit Suicide?

A medical examiner in Oregon has concluded that a 6 year old girl committed suicide after being sent to her room. The police disagree with the finding and view it as an accident. The question has become whether a small child has the mental capacity to commit suicide.

“While her mother and three siblings were in another part of the house, the authorities said, Samantha got inside an unused crib that had no mattress or box spring. She placed a child’s belt around her neck and tied it to the upper railing of the crib, hanging herself. The first-grader died at a hospital after the family and paramedics tried to save her.”

VIA: -NEATORAMA-

Apr 7 2010

Conspiraporn’s List of Things that Piss Me Off: #96

Surely there are 100 things I could list that piss me off

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96) Bad people living forever

Why the fuck is Dick Cheney still alive? Is it that robotic baboon heart that keeps his blood flowing or the continual sacrifice of 8 year old virgins? Sure, Richard Nixon kicked the bucket a few years back, but why is it that the good die young while the pedophile priests and perverts seem to live to be 90 years old? Why is it that both of my grandfathers are dead while the Pope, who is just as old, drives around in a bullet proof glass box and gets to wear his big, stupid, pointy hat every day? Maybe it’s because evil fears retribution in the afterlife, so lives longer in order to avoid judgment? Evil is a coward.

Apr 7 2010

Conspiraporn’s List of Things that Piss Me Off: #97

Surely there are 100 things I could list that piss me off

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97) Perez Hilton

If ever there was a waste of physical and digital space, Perez Hilton would fit that category. With no discernable talent for journalism, art, website design, original thought, or general usefulness, Perez has somehow managed to become a household name (if your household consists of feces throwing apes who are addicted to meth and violent masturbation). I honestly wish that somebody would punch this dude right in the face and steal his Twinkies so they could show it live on TMZ. This goes for 99% of all “reality celebrities” and faggish gossip whores: “YOU SUCK DIRTY ASSHOLES FOR A LIVING!” Live it up cum-rags, in a couple years you’ll be on ‘Good Morning America’ with snot on your nose and tears in your eyes, begging for forgiveness like Jimmy Swaggert after you got caught fucking that underage, transvestite goat.