Surely there are 100 things I could list that piss me off (and everybody probably has an equally long list of persistently persisting annoyances). But this is my list dammit, get your own list! Otherwise you’ll end up on my next list you fucktards, and you don’t want that to happen. Or maybe you do, you look like the type who wants to be abused and ridiculed before a live audience. Fuck! Well, here is a list, sure to be perpetually growing, of things that really get on my nerves! And no, it’s not in any particular order. What are you looking at limp dick? Read the damn entry already.

100) Pamela Anderson

I’m sorry to inform you, but Pamela Anderson is hideous. I don’t care how much makeup ‘Dancing with the Stars’ has plastered on her or that Borat wanted to bone her. This bitch hasn’t been sexy since the mid 90’s, before she was spotted guzzling Tommy Lee’s dong in the McDonald’s drive-through. She looks like Joan Rivers with big, fake tits, and I’m not real impressed that she is a member of P.E.T.A., as if that makes her somehow redeemable. She’s a deformed, plastic doll who will forever be included in the depressing and talentless circle of Paris Hilton and Anna Nicole Smith in a competition for who will still be remembered in 10 years. The “celebrity” surrounding these people is as fake and illusory as those silicone implants once were.