Monkeys Kill Due to Lack of Sex

Scientists have established that monkeys muriquis which are considered as the most peaceful monkeys (for it they even have received a nickname of “hippie”), are capable of murder because of a sex lack. On it informs New Scientist, and article of scientists has appeared in magazine “American Journal of Primatology”.

Peculiar Search Query

So, admittedly, I check in at least a few times a day here to view the CONSPIRAPORN stats, what threads are popular, who is refering us, etc, etc… And I noticed today that there were about a half dozen people who found this website in the past 24 hours looking for the name Yazmin Thornber. Now, I had no idea who this was but upon some Googling found that she recently modeled for the UK magazine/website FRONT (self described as the funniest/sexiest magazine on earth). Anyway, she’s kinda cute so I thought I’d share, though I have no idea why searching her name would bring people to this blog, but I ain’t complaining.

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UFO Hunters Identify 50-Mile “Sheep Mutilation Corridor”

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Members of the “Animal Pathology Field Unit” in the UK have identified a UFO hotspot in the UK, where locals say the skies are lit up by flashing lights and dozens of sheep have been mutilated by mysterious forces.

Why are the aliens always mutilating cows and sheep? No word on that yet, but at least we’ve got a better understanding of where the UFOs are likely to hit.

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